Stroking the Goatee--and Hence, the Ego

Student at Iowa State University. I'm just a dorky guy. Gamer, daydreamer, landscape designer, and a hell of a cook. Kinda. OOH! I also draw comics! Check them out at vanspoordacomic.tumblr.com
conorayne:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER

Pontiac Pilate.

conorayne:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER

Pontiac Pilate.

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baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

image

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bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

shitloadsofwrestling, you should watch that shit. There’s nothing wrong with a grown ass man being a good, caring figure to a child like that. You ask me, that dude right there is showing he’s more manly than anything you could shake a stick at.

"Candy ass" my ass.

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anna-of-the-southern-isles:

allthefandomslivehere:

My grandma’s reaction to Hans’ betrayal. I love it.

THIS IS THE BEST THING

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darksorceressmonoke:

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:

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the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

Why is Gordon Ramsay half naked?

Why wouldn’t he be?

This girl’s vines crack me up. XD

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Asker redeadlauren Asks:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT CHURCH IN THE SHOW LIKE???????? UHM WHAT???????!?!?!?
vanspoor vanspoor Said:

churchepsilon:

I don’t either like?? what the fuck dude. he’s such an important part of the show and it wouldn’t be the same without him. seriously

to anyone that doesn’t like church or doesn’t want him in the show:

And it was established early on that—at least until recently—most to all of the show has been all about Pvt. Leonard Church, aka Epsilon.

From Season one onward, the focus has been almost entirely on Church. The other characters, though memorable, are simply supporting cast.

i-fuckinghateyall:

kingwildex:

sanhaim:

t-h-o-t-h:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

I’m glad people are seeing this

As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.

We are dicks. Go head and do you ladies ! 

👏👏👏👏👏👏he preachin

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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prguitarman:

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

Did you know fedoras make you the worst person in the world ?

Did you know it’s a trilby and not a fedora?Seriously, even the idiots that wear them don’t know.

prguitarman:

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

Did you know fedoras make you the worst person in the world ?

Did you know it’s a trilby and not a fedora?

Seriously, even the idiots that wear them don’t know.

heysammy:

x-oskeleton:

I don’t have the source, but these are breathtaking.

rivetingtv.tumblr.com

That top sequence should have been a thing. Seriously, it’d be super cool is if every now and then, like say for instance in situations of extreme duress, an Angel forgets to conceal its wings.

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iambluedog:

it wet

iambluedog:

it wet

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faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

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