Stroking the Goatee--and Hence, the Ego

I'm just a dorky guy. Gamer, daydreamer, landscape designer, and a hell of a cook. Kinda. I don't use Tumblr that often, though. Hm. Maybe I should fix that. Wait. What's with the stream of consciousness here? STOP IT, VEE.

misterfrodomisterfrodo:

whataboutelevensies:

pointyearedelvishprinceling:

peregrintooks:

theshirelock:

does anyone else just kinda worry about elijah wood sometimes

not at all

he’s a free spirit u cannot take him

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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

a1l-she-needs-is-a-hug:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

or the next princess is lesbian.

^^ this one

14 million

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Oh hey, there’s porn on my dash.

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runenweib:

Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.

Wow. That’s a sweet tattoo.

Huh. Why are all the cool tattoos that pop up on my dash around the breast area? Some of my followers might think me pervy.

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onamissiontocivilize:

widdershinsgirl:

geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

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fuckyesdeadpool:

Best Buds by *LuigiL

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gamefreaksnz:

Nintendo

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sexual

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titlefightclub:

iu2:

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

are you serious

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redwhiteandyew:

so i feel like a really horrible person—

but when Murderface takes on the image of his spirit animal,

it reminds me of this tiger with downs syndrome.

Get out. You belong in a garbage can.

gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system.

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