Stroking the Goatee--and Hence, the Ego

Student at Iowa State University. I'm just a dorky guy. Gamer, daydreamer, landscape designer, and a hell of a cook. Kinda. OOH! I also draw comics! Check them out at vanspoordacomic.tumblr.com

viciouscunt:

weed-plnts:

supramitch:

The car enthusiast, who is a member of the U.S. Military, hated the car’s silver color. One evening, he let his wife doodle on a few scratches on the bumper, and when the sun came up and he saw her stunningly intricate and elegant drawings, they knew they had to forge on. While he worked on tuning the insides, she drew on the car.

After roughly 100 hours of work and several clear coats to protect the design, they had an impressively beautiful car that they had tuned up as a team! (x)

i swear i saw this like YEARS ago, why did it only resurface now ? 

woahhhhhh hope he never sells that car

This is adorable and awesome

I would drive that car around just to show off.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Bacon?
vanspoor vanspoor Said:

padaleckidalek-fallen-angel:

purgatoryforest:

padaleckidalek-fallen-angel:

purgatoryforest:

Of course. 

is it because they are sexy?

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No, it’s because they’re fun to dance on.

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I can see that

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Did a bacon Harlem Shake just fucking happen?

consulting-cannibal:

did you guys know i’ve never actually done a comic with actual paper and ink?? WELL I DID TODAY happy inktober!

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roachpatrol:

justsomedullguyontheinternet:

usbdongle:

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It’s like staring straight into the heart of the Elemental Plane of 90s!

i don’t care if this was made in 1995 or last march this is 1000% exactly what the internet is in my heart god bless

Are we gonna talk about the fact that Rule 34 existed even in the earliest days of the internet?

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fluffyskeletons:

It’s time….

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ME.

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marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

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Hey, look! It’s Steven Tyler.

Hey, look! It’s Steven Tyler.

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lenyberry:

allistormiguelrichards:

joeywaggoner:

allonsyraerae:

remembermehiddles:

I love how the Ood is like ‘Dammit translator ball!’ and just hits it

This is why I really, really love the Ood.

Favorite Doctor Who scene.

The most misunderstood creatures in the fandom…

I love what Who did with the Angels and the Ood. 

They’ve taken something that people would automatically want to trust, an angel, and made them creepy as fuck.

And they’ve taken a thing that people would automatically respond to the visual of with revulsion and fear, and made them the sweetest, most peaceful creatures in the universe.

If that’s not the best “looks can be deceiving” ever done I don’t know what is.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

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natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

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westcoastwaterbender:

radicalmuscle:

onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.

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veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

PREY THE “EH” AWAY

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