Stroking the Goatee--and Hence, the Ego

Student at Iowa State University. I'm just a dorky guy. Gamer, daydreamer, landscape designer, and a hell of a cook. Kinda. OOH! I also draw comics! Check them out at vanspoordacomic.tumblr.com

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

1. Mega Luigi Sisters
2. Sanic the Hedgehog
3. Mister Chief
4. Mister Chief 2
5. Grunting Fat Steroid Monkeys With Chainsaws
6. Grand Theft Spaceman
7. Super Murder Simulator: Liberty City
8. Ellen Page Simulator
9. Virtual Dollhouse
10. Durango
11. GOATA
12. This Game Will Make You Think You Can Play Guitar
13. Call of Booty
14. Hoodie Avenger: Brotha’s Hood
15. Pokeymans
16. Crossdressing Purple-Wearing  Hoodlums
17. Legend of Crossdressing Elves With Girls’ Names
18. Murder Simulator Online
19. Impossible Boob Physics Programmed by Virgins 5: Volleyball Beach Babes
20. Steven King Simulator
21. World of Racism: Chinese Bears
22. Pullout: New Vegas
23. Hey That Looks Like Football But It Can’t Be Because It’s March Right Now And Not Football Season
24. Swords & Boob Physics V
25. Final Fallacy: Swords of Overcompensation
26. Friendship Destroyer Go-Kart Racing
27. Friendship Destroyer Battle Arena
28. League of Legends

Oh, wait. I thought the instructions were to name 28 things that aren’t games.

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distoresion:

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

Yeah but WHERE DO I GET THIS NAIL POLISH

At the risk of sounding like a trilby-tipping neckbeard, this is what I mean when I say that “not all men are loathsome curs of the rapacious manner.” There are men out there who genuinely want to be a part of the solution.

But I’m not about to use that foul hashtag (notallmen).

Good on them for coming up with such an innovative and clever way to protect those who regrettably need protecting. But let’s not celebrate this too much. This product only exists because this problem is becoming increasingly prevalent. That’s nothing to celebrate. That’s something that, when we see products like this being pushed out of necessity, that we should be hiding our faces in shame over.

Necessity is the mother of invention, as they say. Let that hang in the air for a bit. TL;DR version is simply this: learn to read properly, and shitty circumstance, but good invention.

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clitreaper:

hiiipowerh3:

cruelladetrillaa:

Haitian woman defending her son in the Dominican Republic.

This picture is raw

this movie is from cristo rey wtf who has time to take such an HD photo of a confrontation like this you guys believe anything

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khoaahish:

Intrigued by Bangladeshi Architect Rafiq Azam’s contribution to architecture.

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Sigh.

Freshmen.

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of-angels-and-idjits:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

ibisvilen:

literarysins:

jinx0cookie:

silliestlovesongs:

I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket

Photobucket

I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.

I should make this now.

I had two ideas for what I would get married in.

1. Pirate Attire

2. A cross between a dress and a tux

you have created both

Marry me in this and I will love you forever 

I’m a boy and I’d wear this.

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

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confessionsof-a-teenagebagel:

scourgefur:

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

sswincestiel:

kerriean:

sakurasunshine:

jingle-bells-the-angels-fell:

Just incase there’s a demon

always reblog the exorcism

Please Stand for the SPN National anthem.



Guys nobody will be able to recite that around dean anymore

GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.

Did you just

confessionsof-a-teenagebagel:

scourgefur:

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

sswincestiel:

kerriean:

sakurasunshine:

jingle-bells-the-angels-fell:

Just incase there’s a demon

always reblog the exorcism

Please Stand for the SPN National anthem.

Guys nobody will be able to recite that around dean anymore

GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.

Did you just

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smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry

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matt-sign:

Saw this outside a comic store today

pawsdown24:

Heehee

pawsdown24:

Heehee

Please tell me this is real. I can imagine Perry’s first line:

"Windows—Could it be any easier to use?”

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r-igby:

lokeanconcubine:

MOTHER.

FUCKING.

CHEESE.

this post means a lot to me

Porn on my dash. Good, old-fashioned midwestern-US-styled porn.

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