Stroking the Goatee--and Hence, the Ego

Student at Iowa State University. I'm just a dorky guy. Gamer, daydreamer, landscape designer, and a hell of a cook. Kinda. OOH! I also draw comics! Check them out at vanspoordacomic.tumblr.com

actionables:

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IT’S THEM AS BABIES

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sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

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escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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Karen Gillan Live in Times Square

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ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

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the-cryptarch:

Titan Logic.

Listen, steroid monkeys. We in the Warlock Voidwalker Master Race have a far better, more calculated melee than just “PUNCHING PEEPL IN DA FAEYC CUZ LULZ.” You see, we need only hold out our hands, and the energy of our will fucks you up inside and out. We can send you flying with just a gesture. We can use that same gesture to steal your energy and your fucking life essence.

Oh yeah, and we can do this from a distance, so we don’t sully our precious hands by touching peasant filth such as yourself.

You Titans are the bullies of the universe. A disease. And we Warlocks are the cure.

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konradwerks:

Voidwalker

WARLOCK VOIDWALKER MASTER RACE REPRESENT

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

This si the third time in 36 ours that I’ve reblogged this vine. I love it.

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vikingofficial:

breakdalaw95:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

im gonna watch an episode of my little pony

i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo

the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-

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Some people take this website to seriously. 

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caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

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