Stroking the Goatee--and Hence, the Ego

Student at Iowa State University. I'm just a dorky guy. Gamer, daydreamer, landscape designer, and a hell of a cook. Kinda. OOH! I also draw comics! Check them out at vanspoordacomic.tumblr.com

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lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

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awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

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gaywrites:

Meet the faces of the “I’m Sorry” campaign, a group of Christians who go to Chicago’s pride celebrations every year to apologize for their past hateful actions against LGBT people. The group started in 2010 and has since moved to other cities across the world. This is what love looks like. (via the Advocate

I’m just waiting for the one “social justice” blogger to come in all self-righteous and claim that their sorry isn’t good enough.

#inb4

momunofu:

I used to chronicle the changes in 4kids’ One Piece dub when I was a kid because I found it both infuriating and hilarious

stll, though, 4kids just never fails to amaze me, no matter how much of it I dealt with

for example, look at this wonderful edit from the Pokemon dub

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why? who fucking knows

It’s perhaps because the Pokéball offhandedly resembles a tit?

Which doesn’t quite explain why the balls themselves are left untouched.

And let’s not talk about the mangas.Remember that time that Blue….

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…yeah. That.


Leave it to the Japanese to somehow insinuate that a prepubescent girl happens to have breasts.

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene

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Dude the gamecube sucked
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thebeldamsbuttons:

damianimated:

LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK

We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?

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Did you guess yet?

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If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.

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Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…

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Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”

Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!

This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.

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epsilongrif:

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I love Sarge. These moments were the few moments of clarity that display exactly why he’s in charge.

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omniscientraven:

cumslutjensen:

torn-by-dreams:

johnthedragon:

strangebiology:

The world’s tallest horse. Jake is an 11-year-old Belgian gelding and he weighs 2600 lbs. He stands 20 hands, 2.75 inches at the shoulder, or 6’10 3/4”.

THAT’S A BIG HORSE

HOW MANY TROJANS ARE HIDING IN THAT THING

The Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse….. to sneak into Troy and attack the Trojans.

How many greeks are in it then?

omniscientraven:

cumslutjensen:

torn-by-dreams:

johnthedragon:

strangebiology:

The world’s tallest horse. Jake is an 11-year-old Belgian gelding and he weighs 2600 lbs. He stands 20 hands, 2.75 inches at the shoulder, or 6’10 3/4”.

THAT’S A BIG HORSE

HOW MANY TROJANS ARE HIDING IN THAT THING

The Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse….. to sneak into Troy and attack the Trojans.

How many greeks are in it then?

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adreianpayne:

hustle

D.W. knows how to play the game right.

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chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

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alwaysstarwars:

Cool Fan art by wyv1

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maple-unicorns:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr’s gender community is literally the dumbest fucking community I’ve ever stumbled upon. 
They want to be recognized and taken seriously, they want to further their rights and gain the equality they deserve. This is completely reasonable, oppression is not fucking fun. I’ve been fucked with for a long ass time due to being gay, I know what fucking oppression is. The LGBTQ+ communtiy has come this far by peaceful protest and showing that we’re just as human as everyone else. 
Then these stupid little piss whipes come in and toss shit everywhere. Their strategy is literally this: 
"We want to gain equal rights and show the world that we’re people too! So we’re going to be as rude, aggressive, and immature as possible in order to obtain this! If people get offended by us saying "Cis-scum", then we’ll tell them that means they’re a privileged piss baby!" 
Are you fucking dense? Do you honestly think this will work? The world won’t take you seriously, the world won’t accept you, the world will think you’re batshit insane and try to push you down even more. You are working against the years of progress the trans movement has worked for. You are ebbing away at what so many people fought for out of your sheer stubbornness and stupidity. 
Fuck you. 

intensely 

And then there are the people who say that cis-phobia isn’t a real thing. If someone said “Trans-scum”, you would immediately label that as transphobic. So why would “Cis-scum” not be labelled cisphobic? Don’t fight hate with hate. It only makes things worse. 

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

maple-unicorns:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr’s gender community is literally the dumbest fucking community I’ve ever stumbled upon. 

They want to be recognized and taken seriously, they want to further their rights and gain the equality they deserve. This is completely reasonable, oppression is not fucking fun. I’ve been fucked with for a long ass time due to being gay, I know what fucking oppression is. The LGBTQ+ communtiy has come this far by peaceful protest and showing that we’re just as human as everyone else. 

Then these stupid little piss whipes come in and toss shit everywhere. Their strategy is literally this: 

"We want to gain equal rights and show the world that we’re people too! So we’re going to be as rude, aggressive, and immature as possible in order to obtain this! If people get offended by us saying "Cis-scum", then we’ll tell them that means they’re a privileged piss baby!" 

Are you fucking dense? Do you honestly think this will work? The world won’t take you seriously, the world won’t accept you, the world will think you’re batshit insane and try to push you down even more. You are working against the years of progress the trans movement has worked for. You are ebbing away at what so many people fought for out of your sheer stubbornness and stupidity. 

Fuck you. 

intensely 

And then there are the people who say that cis-phobia isn’t a real thing. 
If someone said “Trans-scum”, you would immediately label that as transphobic. So why would “Cis-scum” not be labelled cisphobic? Don’t fight hate with hate. It only makes things worse.